エマ・ワトソンは母親からの贈り物である大切な指輪をなくした。どこでなくしたのか？

 

Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

 

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show live on BBC Radio Wales.  This week, my co-host is Lloyd Langford, and Magazine Madness continues with all thing__ birds.

 

__ __ __ any bird stuff? / No.  I've had a __ look __ __ newspapers and __ stories __ aren't bird-related. / __ __ __ forget those. __ __ __ those today, Lloyd.  I'll tell you that.  All bird-related stories please, today, ... although somebody has ... um ... written in about ... um ... something about losing a ring finding it, which has reminded me that we haven't done Emma ... what was that feature we had?  Uh ... the producer's just come in helpfully __ my ear __ __ said it's called "Emma __'s mum's lost ring" / Are you still doing that? / I said, at the time, I ... when I launched it, I said it will be the world's longest-running feature, and the fact that I had forgotten it for a couple of months does not ... doesn't change that. ... Although that's kind a cheating a bit if you just don't do it, innit?, and I come back and do it. / 中断した時点で終わったとも言えるので、再開したからと言って「ずっと続いている」と言い張るのはインチキなんだが / __ __ the last show __ die ... cheating, really. / Yeah, I guess so. / Innit?  You've gotta keep it going __ __ keep __ going today / Emma ... The only thing is, I can't remember the answer.  Emma __'s mum lost her ring, and it turned up somewhere, in a drawer.  It turned up, that's right, in a drawer.  But I can't __ what drawer it was / producer will remind me ... uh ... as we ... uh ... go through today's show, ... 'cause ... um ... / Emma Watson's lost ... lost her ring, apparently.  Did you read about this?  I presume you __ __ on twitter. / Who? / ... Well, I can't say it any more clearly.  E__ __. / __ __ Harry Potter woman? / Harry Potter woman, yeah, I think __ __ her. / Um ... she's lost her valuable ring? / She ... yeah.  Huh, so, you do follow it on twitter? / お、どうやらツイッターをフォローしていたようだな / No, I'm just guessing /　あてずっぽうだよ　/ Oh. / I mean, if it was one of them two __ __ rings, __ __ make the news, right? / probably would. ... Uh ... She lost a ring, gifted to her by her mother after going to a London spa. / __ __ corner shop? / No, the ... um ... __ __ didn't say, actually.  It doesn't say __ just __ __ she went ... she visited a London spa.  I think / visited / that probably means / other / otherwise __ __ ... / Did __ __ __ ... / ... otherwise you would say, "pop to", wouldn't you?, "pop down to ..." ... uh ... no, it doesn't __ __ __ __ other thing__ as well __ __ thing __ __ differ__ __ __ ... uh ... uh ... so, she went to a spa, right?, uh, lost her mum's ring, ... / Where? / Off her finger. / No, I mean, did she, like, take it off before she went to use a treatment room?, or did she lose it, like, in a j__ or something? / __ __ good __ __ take interest __ __ __ doesn't ... it doesn't say __ __ __ launched an online appeal to find it.  She said she bought it the day after I was born. / "she" is her mum / her mum bought / ring / and wore it for 18 years / never tak__ it off, and gave it to Emma on her 18th birthday. / I wear that ring every day.  It's my most meaningful and special posession", explained the star of __ H__ P__ films. / You are quite right. ... Uh ... / The post, which __ gathered __ reactions / that's a lot more than / E__ __'s mum / __ this show so far, despite the fact that it's been running for about a year, ... um ... " ... prompted some of Emma's followers to share their stories of having lost, / エマのファンたちが、自分たちの指輪を失くした思い出をシェアしはじめた / and, in some cases, having been re-united with, j__ holding special sentimental value to them.  Commenting on Emma's post, N__ J__, 42, from Australia, shared her story of being re-united with her ring that her mother had given to her.  Do you want to hear that story? / I feel I'm going to. / 選択の余地はなさそうだな / You are.  Strap in. "When I was 16," says N__ J__, who is not 42, from Australia, / ... my mum gave me a beautiful ring for my birthday.  A year later, __ __ art class, I took it off to do some painting, and someone picked __ up to keep. / Uh ... thief? / No, it sounds like __ safe-keeping, I think / Huh, OK. / Two months later, / I mean, doesn't sound __ thief / I broke my ankle.  I was on c__s.  I used them when __ __ on a school trip to Sydney Opera House / it took a long time to go up / each / nearly __ the top / I found my ring on one of the steps. / 松葉杖をついていたもので、転ばないように、一段一段を、みつめながら、ゆっくりと上ったのでした。すると ... / What? / Well, what an incredible story/lie ! ... I'm only joking. / __ __ must be __ / I'm only joking.  __ __ remarkable story indeed. / It must be difficult for Emma Watson because she can't put up a poster with, like, MISSING RING, and then her name and phone number underneath 'cause loads of people __ contact __ ... / __ __ could she? / people contact / reasons / some of them, probably, not even legitimate. ... Uh ... now then, do you want me to read another ring ... ring story? / Yeah, go on, then. ... Have you got any bangle stories?  Come on, mix it up a bit. / This is a really good one. ... __ __ have some music after this / be glad she defrosted / freezer / before moving house / 引っ越しをするときはつねに冷凍食品を解凍することにしていて、本当によかった。そのかいがあった。 / That's not it / That's what I was going to say. / right? / chicken drum stick / 12 months earlier, her husband, Chris, lost his white cold ... white gold wedding ring while playing football with friends.  He combed the pitch ... / it says, / ... for 45 minutes / metal detector / I don't know.  Anyway, / couple / eventually concluded __ __ ring was / gone for good." ... Couldn't find it.  Gone / Right?  Guess what / then / Mrs / move / I think __ __ clear up the freezer / that's ... uh ... very generous / very generous / I wouldn't clean the oven / you wouldn'do anything, would you?  You wouldn't flush the toilet / 引っ越すからって冷凍室を解凍する？ マメだなあ。ボクだったらオーブンも掃除しないよ。 / そうだろうよ。お前だったらトイレも流さずに出ていくだろう。/ clear out the freezer __ moving out / there was a d__y-looking curry in there / what / in / about to move out / uh / fling / bin / Buzzz.  Correct. / 冷凍した食品をどうする？ / ゴミ箱に捨てる。/　だろうな。 / She said / bin 'cause / そのまま捨てるとゴミ箱が水浸しになるので、台所で解凍してから / she / like perfect person to buy a property off. / As the curry defrosted, / ... so, she sat and watched / make sure / lucky she didn't try and defrost in __ microwave / ring inside / do that / turn table __ __ dish-washer, which she / inside and out / 電子レンジに入れなくてよかったね / 電子レンジも分解して磨いてたんだろうよ / she was astonished to spot the ring emerge. / Hang on a minute.  He loses / doing a football game / Yeah, / and it ends up ... / frozen curry / Who's her husband? / D__ C__? / describing the moment she found it / I mean, this is where the story falls down a bit for me / football / combed / the pitch for 45 minutes __ __ metal detector / up / frozen curry / about to move out / How surprised would you be, Lloyd?  What / you are ... you are not a man / over-e__ / you are not a f__ man / I definitely need to sit down / you need to sit down / ボクだったら、まず立ってられない。座る。 / this is __ reaction: / We've no idea / curry / astonished husband / only / How on earth did it get in the curry? / I'll tell you / their reactions, I think / こんなリアクションをしていてはジャーナリストにはなれないぞ / curry / he was making the curry / fell off / curry / he froze the curry, then / football / ring / and naturally assumed he lost / playing football, when, all this time / chicken / hot curry / Well, before __ __ put it in the freezer, yeah. / ... Uh ... uh ... anyway, that's the end of that amazing story.  Birds, from now on.  That's enough about rings / sort of / ハトにはリングをつけるから、この指輪の話は、今日のテーマ「鳥」にまるっきり関係がないわけでもないね。 / totally / that's what I was doing / totally, totally related.

 

I've got a quiz for you. / I bet you have. / the thing is / all about birds / quite often / realize / there have been a lot of complaints ... that ... that we ... sometimes / do / quiz today / don't do / we r__n out of time / which is, one question / any time / quiz__t / so, one-question quiz.  Today, I've got in so early with the quiz thing / I've got so ... / too much time for a quiz / 今日は時間がありすぎて、クイズだと時間を持て余す / rather than do, like, a quiz in one section with you / Yeah, / just ask / throughout the show / what would you say to that? / quiz / Yeah, a h__ milk is __ __ __ __ cream is equally spread / milk __ rather than on the top / OK, which takes us into Question 1, ... amazingly. / Yeah. / Question 1. / OK. / Attention, please.  Bird Quiz. / Yeah. / __ __ throughout the show __ too much time / not / just / __ through this quiz, if that's all right / yeah / __ __ __ Little Lloyd Langford. ... __ __ ... / Can ... can we shut the window? / __ __ used to open milk bottles. / Do you remember __ __ peck __ through the tops to drink the cream / I told you ... I told you / your / did, yeah / slick / why did they stop?  Why did ... / question / everyone / safe and legal to do so / why did / stop opening / cream? / Uh, I know this one. / これはね、ボク、知ってるよ / Go on, then.  Well, answer it, then. / It was a ... um ... / Don't waste your own time. If you are on Mastermind__ / だったらさっさと答えろ。どこのクイズ番組で、回答者が「これはね、ボク、知ってるよ」なんて前置きするんだ？ そんな前置きをしていたら時間切れになるぞ / too excited / by now / this one / D__ intolerance?  What?  You think __ __ became dairy-intolerant / No / 'cause they ... uh ... / decline of / milk / rise of / screw top, which is also the name of my autobiography. / It's not.  It's neigher of those things / that is an / interesting point / uh, and it's not to do with / screw top / __ __ stopped / cream / pecking / cream for a totally different reason.  And it's got you in a right old pickle / question __ might __ / mean / did they change the ... uh ... tensile strength of the metal milk bottle top to ... to make / __-proof? / Let me just check / __-proof top ... No. ... That was a good guess, though. / I can't think why they would stop. / Uh, that's the question / good / damn / really good question / Pull over. / Yeah. / Um ... / Do you give up? / I do give up. / They stopped ... __ __ used to drink __ cream __ ... they stopped because s__-s__ milk came along __ became so popular / there is no point doing it.  There is / nothing in it for them.  There is no cream there drink / h__ / milk / You started this. / お前が言い出したことだぞ / Gosh. / Absolutely.  "Gosh" is right. / __ __ / Absolutely. __ I should apologize for your language. ... Do you want another / question / go on / I need to ... I need to claw back some ... uh ... pride / you do. ... What can you learn / yellowness of / male __ __'s breast? ... Pull over. / His h__ within the __ __ society. / No. / What? / Well, no.  It's not that. / Um ... / __ __ difficult question.  You've got __ __ / yellowy ... yellowy chest / Is it __ to do with how many kids __ __? / Let me just check. ... No. ... __ __ __ gets yellower / more kids / yellower / Hmm. / so, __ __ like, you know, __ sort of ... like ... / stud / to make __ more attractive / Oh, I see, so, / female / he is a ... / Yeah, / ... a "player"? / Yeah, a "player". ... Um ... yellowness ... how ... how hard he is in a fight? / No. / __ __ a tough question / used to this level of / ask you an easier one in a minute / OK / How long is a __ __'s tongue? / ... How ... how long is a __ __'s tongue? / Yeah. / Twice __ half its length / uh / up to how long / I reckon. ... 2 inches? / You're dreaming. / I'm dreaming? / Not even close. / 10 inches. / Too long __ __ ridiculous / __ __ w__ p__ / __ __ roll it up, you know / I was thinking / just / 5 inches? / __ __ __ feed __ through __ __ wings / just / 4 inches is the correct answer.  I told you __ __ give you an easy one / back / that's in my intermediate questions __ __ / How long ... what ... / male __ __ / yellower than the other one over there / __ __ do with age, maybe. / No. / indication of the number of y__-green c__s he's eaten. / Fascinating bird facts today.  You've got to admit it, Lloyd.

 

Why should you never leave washing on the line? / Because of ... um ... certain men ... who / fence / steal some items / ... Mate, ... / ... What? / You've gone done a very, very unhelpful dark path there.  You're thinking ... __ ... __ a bird-based magazine show __ / sorry / I forgot / you thought I was ... / I thought you were giving / listeners helpful tips / I think / You can't not put / washing up / just because there are some people out there that will, and they will, jump over your fense and make off / they / make off __ some of your underwear / as well / mainly interested in / scarf / nobody / wash / scarf / That's true, that.  Why not? / You never wash / feature / I do. / end / my wife / I don't believe her / end the conversation. / Fair play. / was / sort of conversation / should / a line / for two reasons / There are two reasons.  Well done, Lloyd / One, because of ... um ... / bird / No. / OK.  The other one is, I think, small birds / sometimes / circle / wash / エンドレスゲームだな。洗って干してはフンを落とされ、それを洗って干したらまたフンを落とされ ... / put / bird / bird / Pull over. / Um ... is it because small birds can get confused and fly into / themselves / but it's do with small birds. ... Never leave __ ... washing on a line / Yeah, isn't it?  I thought / isn't it / the answer / isn't it / I thought it was / did ... uh ... something to do with / sense of sight or whatever / Sense of sight? / Yeah. / you mean / they get confused / between nothing and a pair of trousers / they / route is clear / smash / feather / denim / splash / make __ sense / Why shouldn't you / leave / washing / good question / and / might nest in the pockets / ... Come on / washing / washing line / can make a nest in it / That's a good point. ... But they don't actually / pocket / build / nest / The pocket is the nest. / I would like / liseners to contact the show / mate. / ever / one day / have / family show / careful. / If one did nest in your pocket, / Yeah, / ... and you are walking / let's imagine / jeans / around town / P__ A__ / Saturday afternoon / minding your own business, and you think, "Huh, / any money.  What could be in your pocket? / same question / No. / be / got any money in your pocket / one of / talking about / same question / not, actually / this is ... the answer is / same / pound coin / ... What? / different mass, hasn't it? / different volume / coin / different shape, like / pocket / weigh / careful, ... careful, again / even though ... even though / moving about / Careful. / new / no wonder / parking / accept them

 

This is Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

 

yes / bbc / radio / little / bird / watching / kitchen in London / middle of / throughout the show / today / trainers / E__ / doing / documentary about / Huh, nice. / always / obsessed with trainers / but / too old / internet / my parents / Do they? / Yeah / __ __ / like / in / garden / not like out and about / Where is this going? / no / E__ / trainer / researched that programme, right? / history / i__ on-air live documentary / parent's feet / massive feet / what / No offense / Where __ this come from? / I don't know / genetic / mum / insult / big / South Wales / it's like / Germany / dad / I know. __ __ __ by that / nasal / nasal / unwanted / wasn't happy with it at all / philosophical standpoint / so / now / she's already upset with you / she told you / us / show / upset / I did apologize / very s__ reason / upset with me / tell / dream / I ignored / quite right / really my fault / rude / right / I'm not __ __ / Anyway, back to your parent's ... uh ... footware choices / in __ garden / I was thinking / probably / big / she has got big feet, yes, but not / like / sized / what size / I don't actually know. ... 8 or 9, maybe / you've inherited them / E__ W__'s ring / update / E__ W__'s ring / know / end / remember / going / longest feature / radio / lost / turn up / presume / from / this / says / news / several years ago / must be true / house wife in Russia / Strap in, Lloyd / lost / down / sink / several years later, her husband went deep-sea fishing and caught / probably more than one / bad day / caught / well / ring / inside __ fish / good day / What? / It says here / when he took it home / fish / his wife gutted it, / Yeah, / and what did she find inside? / given __ away, really / wedding ring / look it up / expert / don't get involved, then / be / but, is it usual for them take their catch home / wife to gut? / 深海漁業のことはよく知らないが / 知らないなら言うな / 漁獲を家に持ち帰って、女房にさばかせるのが普通なのか？ /  a big sink / よほど大きな台所がないと /  mean, I was thinking much the same thing / I don't know, though / say / went / deep / never / always / even more / urge / ring was calling / from the m__y depth / does sound / what / happening

 

got / papers, Lloyd? / Daily / finally / c__ accent / about time. / on / long time / so, he / finally said, "Sorry" / good / really happy about it. ... His / old / forget / must / apologized / look at this / another interesting one / about ... um ... age / you know / very thin and waxy / points / side / yeah / that's the one / yeah / found it / found it? / Yeah / was missing / found / fair / dug him up / they? / Really? / charitable / heard about this, Lloyd / papers / S__ D__'s daughter / let's have a look / died / DNA sample / or / compare / do it / died / lady / my father / back / to answer / this / literally just / it's like / way / that's what / balloon / see / where / points / heir / to / massive / million / next / you can't pick / else / out / I'm gonna do / name / test / live / sat / chair / much worse / that's true / different / dead celebrity / do I / got / loads of them, mate / know / more like D__ / who do you look like / like / Simon / still alive / brother / be heir / everything / d__ sketch / that before / you did / well / more to this / up / alive / matter / something / as well / similar theme / yet / found / was he buried / money / I'm thinking / maybe / him / mean / if / stuff / pyramid probably / holiday / home / through / still / almost / intact / after / remarkable / composition / think / hair / usually / bird / related / really / bit

 

hi / question / many / keep / or / lloyd / shall / talking / next / question / bird / yeah / about / they / move / all / all / frustrating / little / back / so / actually / quietest / flying / get / she / keep / washing / ナイチンゲールはエプロンを干しっぱなしにしていたに違いない。そこにフクロウが巣くってしまった。 

 

 

 

 

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